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Saturday, February 23, 2013

Book Review: "Rewrites: A Memoir"

"Rewrites: A Memoir"
by Neil Simon


"Barefoot in the Park, The Odd Couple, Plaza Suite, The Goodbye Girl, The Out-of-Towners, The Sunshine Boys -- Neil Simon's plays and movies have kept many millions of people laughing for almost four decades. Today he is recognized not only as the most successful American playwright of all time, but also as one of the greatest. More than the humor, however, it is the humanity of Neil Simon's vision that has made him America's most beloved playwright and earned him such enduring success. Now, in 'Rewrites', he has written a funny, deeply touching memoir, filled with details and anecdotes of the writing life and rich with the personal experiences that underlie his work.

"Since Come Blow Your Horn first opened on Broadway in 1960, few seasons have passed without the appearance of another of his laughter-filled plays, and indeed on numerous occasions two or more of his works have been running simultaneously. But his success was something Neil Simon never took for granted, nor was the talent to create laughter something that he ever treated carelessly: it took too long for him to achieve the kind of acceptance -- both popular and critical -- that he craved, and the path he followed frequently was pitted with hard decisions.

"All of Neil Simon's plays are to some extent a reflection of his life, sometimes autobiographical, other times based on the experiences of those close to him. What the reader of this warm, nostalgic memoir discovers, however, is that the plays, although grounded in Neil Simon's own experience, provide only a glimpse into the mind and soul of this very private man.

"In 'Rewrites', he tells of the painful discord he endured at home as a child, of his struggles to develop his talent as a writer, and of his insecurities when dealing with what proved to be his first great success -- falling in love. Supporting players in the anecdote-filled memoir include Sid Caesar, Jerry Lewis, Walter Matthau, Robert Redford, Gwen Verdon, Bob Fosse, Maureen Stapleton, George C. Scott, Peter Sellers, and Mike Nichols. But always at center stage is his first love, his wife Joan, whose death in the early seventies devastated him, and whose love and inspiration illuminate this remarkable and revealing self-portrait. 'Rewrites' is rich in laughter and emotion, and filled with the memories of a sometimes sweet, sometimes bittersweet life."

It's true that this book is quite good. I enjoyed it. I thought it was funny. 

Originally, I had picked it up because I thought I would learn something from it. There wasn't much to learn, except for a few things. Mostly that art imitates life and life imitates art. And I can understand why he had to be a writer to make money for his family. His few business endeavors never made any money.

While he's obviously a talented playwright, I felt there was nothing to be learned from his experiences because everything happened so fast for him. He wrote one play, got an agent that wanted to represent him right away, and then got a producer that wanted to produce his work right away. And then afterwards he was with him for most of the rest of his career. That's it, there was almost no struggle whatsoever. Like he was shot out of a cannon.

Now, I have yet to read his work, but I have heard of most of it and the commentary is almost always positive. There were a number of funny anecdotes about his small misadventures vacationing, working with crazy actors and a movie set full of crazy people. He has worked with legends of the stage and a few on the silver screen, but the only one I can remember is Bob Fosse, mostly because of his brilliant work ethic and because Simon mentions him so often in the book. 

It gave me an odd chuckle every now and then, and the ending was terribly sad, but I don't think it's something that will stick with me.

Now, as far as screenwriting is concerned, there isn't much to learn. Mr. Simon didn't like Hollywood. He liked the money, but he didn't like anything else. He didn't like California, or the way the studios ran, or anything. He didn't hate it, he just preferred New York and playwriting over screenwriting. I can see his point and one day I would like to write a play. 

I know that writing a screenplay and writing a play are two different endeavors and that, under normal circumstances, I wouldn't suggest they are the same. But I still think that there are things to be learned from the stagecraft and it could help people write better scripts. Mostly it has to do with dialogue, because plays have to rely on it more so it has to be better, whereas some movies can get away with a close-up, an awkward pause, or explosions. Sometimes, in that exact order.

Though he has worked on a few movie sets, there isn't much that he can tell you in regards to what helped him write. I suggest reading this book anyway, because it is funny, but don't expect to learn anything from it.

I give this book 3 out of 5 typewriters.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

"Magic Mike" Movie Review

"Magic Mike" movie poster.

"When your life is a fantasy, how do you deal with reality?

"As a male stripper, Magic Mike (Channing Tatum) has everything he could ever want: parties that last all night, hot girls and superfluous money. He takes a younger performer (Alex Pettyfer) under his wing, teaching him the ropes on how to be the best. As he keeps at the top of the game in the clubs, Mike struggles with trying to develop a relationship with a girl (Cody Horn) he really likes. Will he have to choose between his dream world and real life?

"The dramatic comedy screenplay was inspired by Tatum's work as a 19-year-old stripper before he made it in Hollywood." (Link below.)

Alex Pettyfer (L) and Matthew MacConaughey.
It also stars Matthew MacConaughey, Olivia Munn, James Martin Kelly, Reid Carolin, Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, and Adam Rodriguez. It's a nice coming-of-ageish story of a really handsome thirty-year-old male stripper. Sounds like my kind of a movie!

It's about freaking time they came out with a movie like this! For the record, when my friend and I got to the theatre, there were only two men in the audience and they weren't gay, just hangin' with their wives. 

Channing Tatum.
Anyway, I thought it was really funny and I enjoyed it a lot more than I had expected to. Each of the men got their own dance, which is only fair for everyone. Channing Tatum was the best at it though. There were a lot more boobs than I expected to see, but like every woman there I had only one thing on my mind. And no offense to Cody Horn, but she looks wierd and I don't find her attractive. I thought she was very distracting. And I didn't like the way her mouth curled every time she said something. I just thought they could've gotten someone better for that part.

I would recommend this movie to everyone - even straight men and lesbian women, because there is something for everyone on it. There's even a fight scene! It must've been very awkward to film, because two of the people in the fight were only wearing a belt and thong. A lovely film for the times and very enjoyable.

Script available here: http://www.4shared.com/office/aYBCVFDM/Magic_Mike__aka_Untitled_Steve.html.

(L to R) Alex Pettyfer, Matthew MacConaughey,
and Channing Tatum.
Favorite Lines: 

Mike Martingano: [dressed as a police officer] Good evening. You live here? 
Kim: Yeah. 
Mike Martingano: Yeah? What's your name? 
Kim: Kim. 
Mike Martingano: Kim, can you move back for me, please? 
[enters house full of women] 
Mike Martingano: We keep getting complaints about noise and underage drinking. Everybody sit down, we're gonna be here for a while! You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you? 
Kim: No. 
Mike Martingano: Good. 'Cause I do! 
[rips off pants, women scream] 

Dallas: [to Mike] You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along! 

Dallas: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! 
[smiles] 
Dallas: But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight... 

Mike Martingano: How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?

Dallas: Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Magic Mike!


"Brave" Movie Review

"Brave" movie poster.

"Set in Scotland in a rugged and mythical time, "Brave" features Merida, an aspiring archer and impetuous daughter of royalty. Merida makes a reckless choice that unleashes unintended peril and forces her to spring into action to set things right." Written by Walt Disney Pictures (Link below.)

I saw this movie in a little theater quite close to my house and it was slightly cheaper than at the mainstream theaters. Candy was a dollar or less. Anyway, I'm glad I saw it with my mother because it's a growing-up tale with strong family values tied to it. Merida needs to repair her relations to her mother, Queen Elinor, voiced by the incomparable Emma Thompson, but I won't spoil it by saying what happens as it would ruin the whole movie for anyone who hasn't watched it yet.

Queen Elinor (voiced by Emma Thompson)
and Merida (voiced by Kelly Macdonald).
It featured the vocal the vocal talents of Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Kelly Macdonald (Helena Ravenclaw!), Robbie Coltrane (Hagrid!), and tv personality Craig Ferguson. I feel like such a happy nerd! I love all of these people!

It was very funny and I enjoyed it. The animation was beautiful. There must've been ten people just to work on Merida's hair! I don't know if this Pixar film will garner any big name awards *cough* Oscars *cough*, but it was very good and a delightful film. 

Favorite Lines:

Princess Merida: I want my freedom! 
Queen Elinor: But are you willing to pay the price your freedom will cost?

An image from the movie "Brave".
King Fergus: [from trailer] The ancients spoke of it. It is the heart of this fierce land. it is carried in the wind. Born of our legends and when we are put to the test, it is the one thing that we must always be.

King Fergus: [in flashback] I saw something that day, something I'll not forget. It stands 12 feet tall, with razor sharp claws. Its hide littered with the weapons of fallen warriors. Its face scared with one dead eye. I drew my sword and... 
[cut to the present] 
Princess Merida: CHOMP! Dad's leg was clean off! 
King Fergus: Awwwwww... That's my favorite part! 
[Merida giggles] 

King Fergus: Pretend I'm Merida, speak to me. 
King Fergus: [shrilly voice] I don't want to get married, I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset. 

Princess Merida: Mom, you'll never guess what I did, today! 
Queen Elinor: What's that dear? 
Princess Merida: I climbed up the Crown's Tooth and drank from the fire falls. 
[Hamish, Hubert and Harris look at her in awe] 
King Fergus: Did you, now? They say only the Ancient Kings were brave enough to drink the fire. 
Princess Merida: [Merida giggles and wrinkles her nose at Fergus]