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Saturday, February 23, 2013

Book Review: "Rewrites: A Memoir"

"Rewrites: A Memoir"
by Neil Simon


"Barefoot in the Park, The Odd Couple, Plaza Suite, The Goodbye Girl, The Out-of-Towners, The Sunshine Boys -- Neil Simon's plays and movies have kept many millions of people laughing for almost four decades. Today he is recognized not only as the most successful American playwright of all time, but also as one of the greatest. More than the humor, however, it is the humanity of Neil Simon's vision that has made him America's most beloved playwright and earned him such enduring success. Now, in 'Rewrites', he has written a funny, deeply touching memoir, filled with details and anecdotes of the writing life and rich with the personal experiences that underlie his work.

"Since Come Blow Your Horn first opened on Broadway in 1960, few seasons have passed without the appearance of another of his laughter-filled plays, and indeed on numerous occasions two or more of his works have been running simultaneously. But his success was something Neil Simon never took for granted, nor was the talent to create laughter something that he ever treated carelessly: it took too long for him to achieve the kind of acceptance -- both popular and critical -- that he craved, and the path he followed frequently was pitted with hard decisions.

"All of Neil Simon's plays are to some extent a reflection of his life, sometimes autobiographical, other times based on the experiences of those close to him. What the reader of this warm, nostalgic memoir discovers, however, is that the plays, although grounded in Neil Simon's own experience, provide only a glimpse into the mind and soul of this very private man.

"In 'Rewrites', he tells of the painful discord he endured at home as a child, of his struggles to develop his talent as a writer, and of his insecurities when dealing with what proved to be his first great success -- falling in love. Supporting players in the anecdote-filled memoir include Sid Caesar, Jerry Lewis, Walter Matthau, Robert Redford, Gwen Verdon, Bob Fosse, Maureen Stapleton, George C. Scott, Peter Sellers, and Mike Nichols. But always at center stage is his first love, his wife Joan, whose death in the early seventies devastated him, and whose love and inspiration illuminate this remarkable and revealing self-portrait. 'Rewrites' is rich in laughter and emotion, and filled with the memories of a sometimes sweet, sometimes bittersweet life."

It's true that this book is quite good. I enjoyed it. I thought it was funny. 

Originally, I had picked it up because I thought I would learn something from it. There wasn't much to learn, except for a few things. Mostly that art imitates life and life imitates art. And I can understand why he had to be a writer to make money for his family. His few business endeavors never made any money.

While he's obviously a talented playwright, I felt there was nothing to be learned from his experiences because everything happened so fast for him. He wrote one play, got an agent that wanted to represent him right away, and then got a producer that wanted to produce his work right away. And then afterwards he was with him for most of the rest of his career. That's it, there was almost no struggle whatsoever. Like he was shot out of a cannon.

Now, I have yet to read his work, but I have heard of most of it and the commentary is almost always positive. There were a number of funny anecdotes about his small misadventures vacationing, working with crazy actors and a movie set full of crazy people. He has worked with legends of the stage and a few on the silver screen, but the only one I can remember is Bob Fosse, mostly because of his brilliant work ethic and because Simon mentions him so often in the book. 

It gave me an odd chuckle every now and then, and the ending was terribly sad, but I don't think it's something that will stick with me.

Now, as far as screenwriting is concerned, there isn't much to learn. Mr. Simon didn't like Hollywood. He liked the money, but he didn't like anything else. He didn't like California, or the way the studios ran, or anything. He didn't hate it, he just preferred New York and playwriting over screenwriting. I can see his point and one day I would like to write a play. 

I know that writing a screenplay and writing a play are two different endeavors and that, under normal circumstances, I wouldn't suggest they are the same. But I still think that there are things to be learned from the stagecraft and it could help people write better scripts. Mostly it has to do with dialogue, because plays have to rely on it more so it has to be better, whereas some movies can get away with a close-up, an awkward pause, or explosions. Sometimes, in that exact order.

Though he has worked on a few movie sets, there isn't much that he can tell you in regards to what helped him write. I suggest reading this book anyway, because it is funny, but don't expect to learn anything from it.

I give this book 3 out of 5 typewriters.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

"Hide and Seek" Movie Review

"Hide and Seek" movie poster.
"After his wife commits suicide, David Callway (Robert DeNiro) and his daughter, Emily (Dakota Fanning), move upstate to find peace and 'restart' their lives. But when mysterious and dangerous things start happening, and Emily makes a new friend named Charlie, David and Emily's doctor, Katherine (Famke Janssen), begin to worry. Now, David and Emily must find a way out of this mess...if they are to survive." Written by jmfirecracker (Link below.)
Directed by John Polson (director of "Swimfan" and "Siam Sunset") and written by Ari Schlossberg (writer for "Harper's Island" and "Lucky 13"), "Hide and Seek" is a decent horror or psychological thriller geared towards adults. It reminded me of "Secret Window" (starring Johnny Depp and based on the short story by Stephen King). Also, "Psycho" with it's shower curtain references. If you have seen either of those movies, I just might have given the ending away. Even still, you should watch this film for its great pacing and interesting plot.

Dakota Fanning.
The only thing I found unsettling was DeNiro. Fanning was supposed to be creepy, and she was; a great actress even then. But DeNiro played an extremely calm father throughout everything in his life going to hell. He was a psychologist, but I think most everybody would've lost their cool after the cat died.

I think if I had not been watching this with my friend, who had already seen it, and didn't want me to figure out who it was too early, kept shouting off, "Did you SEE that?! That's telling! Remember that!" It got to the point where I couldn't completely pay attention to the movie. If I had been able to watch it by myself, I may have figured out what was going on a lot sooner than I did. Not that this is see-through, it just wasn't that big a surprise and makes the movie one that you can only watch once, unless you're a nerd and want to see what clues you missed the first go-around.

The dialogue transcript is available here: http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/h/hide-and-seek-script-transcript.html.

Robert DeNiro.
Favorite Lines:

Emily: Do you like her, Daddy?
David: Emily.
Emily: Charlie says you do.
David: Stop this.
Emily: Did Daddy tell you about my mommy?
David: I'm sure Elizabeth doesn't want to hear such things.
Emily: She killed herself. She slit her wrists and drowned in the bathtub. Let's hope you don't wind up like her.

Emily: I have a new friend.
David: A new friend?
Emily: He told me to call him Charlie.
David: When did you meet Charlie?
Emily: Today.
David: When we went to town?
Emily: Just before that.
David: Is he here right now?
Emily: I think he's sleeping.
David: Okay. Well, in that case, we better not wake him.

Katherine: It's not unusual for a child to create an imaginary friend.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

"Marvin's Room" Movie Review

"Marvin's Room" movie poster.

"Estranged since their father's first stroke some 17 years earlier, Lee (Meryl Streep) and Bessie (Diane Keaton) lead separate lives in separate states. Lee's son, Hank (Leonardo DiCaprio), finds himself committed to a mental institution after setting fire to his mother's house. His younger brother, Charlie (Hal Scardino), seems unfazed by his brother's eccentricities or his mother's seeming disinterest. When Lee comes to the asylum to spring Hank for a week in Florida so that he can be tested as a possible bone marrow donor for Bessie, Hank is incredulous. "I didn't even know you had a sister," he says. "Remember, every Christmas, when I used to say 'Well, looks like Aunt Bessie didn't send us a card again this year?'" "Oh yeah," Hank says. Meanwhile, Marvin (Hume Cronyn), the two women's bedridden father, has "been dying for the past twenty years." "He's doing it real slow so I don't miss anything," Bessie tells Dr. Wally (Robert DeNiro). In Bessie's regular doctor's absence, it has fallen to Dr. Wally to inform Bessie that she has leukemia and will die without a bone marrow transplant. This precipitates the two sisters uneasy reunion. In Marvin's room, Bessie cares for her father's every need. In Lee's eyes, the sacrifice Bessie has made is too great and realizing the old man's welfare will fall to her if Bessie dies, Lee's first instinct is to look for a nursing home. "In a few month's, I'll have my cosmotology degree," she says. "My life is just coming together; I'm not going to give it all up, now!" As first Lee is tested and then the boys for the compatibility of their marrow with Bessie's, the women take stock of their lives and rediscover the meaning of 'family.' " Written by Mark Fleetwood (Link below.)

I found this movie to be enjoyable. It's kind of cute, but it has a lot of cliches in it: there was the unfeeling mother, the self-sacrificial sister, the bad boy, that crazy aunt whose breathing machine causes the garage door to open at odd times.

Diane Keaton (L) and
Leonardo DiCaprio.
I actually think it's a shame Mr. DeNiro was in this, because the role was very small. It was important but I can't believe an A-list actor did it. Mr. DiCaprio's part was cool - he actually did burn down a house, so he's actually a really bad boy! Mr. Scardino's part was a bummer though. He was practically a non-entity. They seriously could have cut him from the movie, it wouldn't have made much of a difference. Both Ms. Streep and Ms. Keaton acted their asses off in this film. They are always awesome to watch.

I know that this movie was up for an Academy award - Diane Keaton for 'Best Actress in a Leading Role' - and a whole slew of other awards but that only makes me think it might've been a slow year. Leonardo DiCaprio won a Chlotrudis Award for 'Best Supporting Actor', quite possibly the ugliest award statuette I've ever seen!

The print is small but the script is available here: http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/m/marvins-room-script-transcript-dicaprio.html.

Meryl Streep (L) and Leonardo DiCaprio.
It was an okay movie. I don't think I would watch it again. If it weren't for the big-name actors this would've been a made-for-tv movie. I give it 3 stars.

Favorite Lines:

Lee: Are you behaving yourself? 
Hank: Well, they're not strapping me down anymore.

Lee: We're going to see your Aunt Bessie in Florida. She's not feeling so well. 
Hank: I didn't even knew I had an Aunt Bessie. 
Lee: She came to the house right after your Dad and I were married. 
Hank: I wasn't even born yet. 
Lee: Oh. 

Lee: Don't waste your time trying to make friends with him. We're only going to be here a few days.

Lee: [to her son] My feelings for you, Hank, are like a big bowl of - 
[sighs] 
Lee: fish hooks. I can't just pick up one up at a time. I pick one up and they all come, so I just had to leave 'em alone.


"Total Eclipse" Movie Review

"Total Eclipse" movie DVD cover.

"In 1871, Paul Verlaine (1844-1896)(David Thewlis), an established poet, invites boy genius Arthur Rimbaud (1854-1891) (Leonardo DiCaprio) to live with Paul and his young pregnant wife, Mathiltde (Romane Bohringer), in her father's home in Paris. Rimbaud's uncouth behavior disrupts the household as well as the insular society of French poets, but Verlaine finds the youth invigorating. Stewed in absinthe and resentment, Verlaine abuses Mathiltde; he and Rimbaud become lovers and abandon her. There are reconciliations and partings with Mathiltde and partings and reconciliations with Rimbaud, until an 1873 incident with a pistol sends one of them to prison. Codas dramatize the poets' final meeting and last illnesses." Written by jhailey@hotmail.com (Link below.)

Leonardo DiCaprio.
At first, I didn't think I would finish the movie because the characters are so awful to each other. But I did watch the whole thing. This film starred Leonardo DiCaprio, David Thewlis, Romane Bohringer, and Dominique Blanc.

Lots of sex, including gay sex, in this film. If you don't like butts you might not want to watch this film. Although you also get to see Ms. Bohringer's lovely boobs if you wait long enough. Verlaine's and Rimbaud's relationship is mainly sex and violence, lots of slapping and hitting and it eventually culminates in a gun shot and an arrest for sodomy.

David Thewlis (L) and
Leonardo DiCaprio.
I don't think I will watch it again, but it was an okay film. I think it would've benefited from some finessing of the characters. The costumes were well done and the acting was good, apart from Leonardo DiCaprio's lack of an accent, which I found at times to be distracting. The music was okay, but there were a lot of moments where it kind of fell flat and didn't help the story. It was just sort of there.

You can read a scene from the script here: http://roadside6.tripod.com/eclipse.htm.

Favorite Lines:

Paul Verlaine: Sometimes he speaks in a kind of tender dialect of the death which causes repentence, of the unhappy men who certainly exist, of painful tasks and heartrending departures. In the hovels where we got drunk he wept looking at those who surrounded us, the cattle of poverty. He lifted up drunks in the black streets. He had the pity a bad mother has for small children. He moved with the grace of a little girl at catechism. He pretended to know about everything, business, art, medicine. I followed him, I had to! 

Leonardo DiCaprio as
Arthur Rimbaud.
Arthur Rimbaud: I have no intention of taking a job. My work is going far too well - I can't afford to waste time earning money. 

Arthur Rimbaud: The only unbearable thing is that nothing is unbearable. 

Arthur Rimbaud: I've found it. 
Paul Verlaine: What? 
Arthur Rimbaud: Eternity. It's the sun mingled with the sea.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

"The Beach" Movie Review

"The Beach" movie poster.

"Alex Garland's novel centers on a young nicotine-addicted traveler named Richard (Leonardo DiCaprio), an avid pop-culture buff with a particular love for video games and Vietnam War movies. While at a hotel in Bangkok, he finds a map left by his strange, whacked-out neighbor, who just committed suicide. The map supposedly leads to a legendary island paradise where some other wayward souls have settled." Written by Mike Arndt (Link below.)

FIRST IMPRESSION (Before Watching): I did a little research on this film because I had heard it was a terrible film. I didn't want to waste any time on a bad film even if Leonardo DiCaprio was in it. But it seems that it's more of a 'love it or hate it' film, there isn't any room for anything in between. Some of the 'love it' part is from director Danny Boyle's diehard fans. Now, I haven't seen any of his work - not even Slumdog Millionaire (it's on the list) or the opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympic Games, courtesy of the morons who run NBC. But he has won an Oscar, so I'm thinking it's worth a try. But here's another moment for skepticism - the summary sounds like a bad, run-of-the-mill horror movie! These young, gorgeous kids run off to a beach where they have wild sex and do drugs until the locals get sick of them. That's what it sounds like to me. But I am looking forward to seeing DiCaprio nearly naked for two hours, so there's that!

AFTER WATCHING: It wasn't a horror movie, not by a long shot, but it was kind of weird. It was very picturesque and pretty. I don't know if I would watch it again. It seems one of those movies that would be more enjoyable if you were high while watching it.

Script can be found here: http://scripts-onscreen.com/tag/the-beach-script/.

(L to R) Virginie Ledoyen, Leonardo DiCaprio,
and Guillaume Canut.
None of the characters were really likable and rather selfish - letting a guy slowly die just so they can relax and party. Paterson Joseph's character was likable in his way. No one's acting particularly stood out, although no one was allowed the chance. No one was given a lot of face time except for DiCaprio, everyone else was literally background noise. The island was beautiful and given it's own kind of character in a way.

The deleted scenes on the dvd were interesting, but easy to see why they were deleted. Although Tilda Swinton got a lot more action in those scenes.

All in all, I thought it was an okay film. Interesting. I will probably read the book, hopefully I will find it more sustaining.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Richard.
Favorite Lines:

[first lines] 
Richard: My name is Richard. So what else do you need to know? Stuff about my family, or where I'm from? None of that matters. Not once you cross the ocean and cut yourself loose, looking for something more beautiful, something more exciting and yes, I admit, something more dangerous. So after eighteen hours in the back of an airplane, three dumb movies, two plastic meals, six beers and absolutely no sleep, I finally touch down; in Bangkok.

Françoise: Richard, this is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Americans always say to French girls so they can sleep with them. 

Richard: Trust me, it's paradise. This is where the hungry come to feed. For mine is a generation that circles the globe and searches for something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite and never outstay the welcome. Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, you know what? It's probably worth it.

[last lines] 
Richard: And me, I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for, 'cause it's not where you go. It's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're a part of something, and if you find that moment... it lasts forever...


Summary information taken from International Movie Database (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163978/)